Balotelli's showboating fail last week was deeply disturbing, but not for the more obvious reasons... Surely for a guy who is constantly criticized for his lack of respect, team spirit and maturity; for a guy dropping lower and lower in the pecking order and who needed to get into the coach's good books; for a guy who HASN'T DONE SHIT IN LIFE SO FAR, surely this mega embarrassing showboating fail could not possibly have been his own decision. Granted his brain is the size of Arsene Wenger's purse, but even bodies without brains have been known to process reality enough to not decide such a thing... Which brings us to the disturbing part, DANGEROUS DAVE VILLA HYPOTHESIS a.k.a cosmic inter-dimensional web of destiny mechanism theory IS TRUE :( WE ARE ALL DOOMED! (well technically, we're not all "Doomed"... only those of us who are space marines marooned on Phobos... but that's not much consolation, considering that the rest of us might well be Warcrafted, Wolfed, and DuckHunted....)
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