The latest Assenal loss to Villa closes yet another gleefully pathetic season for whiny annoying loser Arsenal. Gooner fans are dichotomized between those forming support groups and blaming refs, coaches (and the press, and God, and Stalin, and Bart Simpson etc etc), and those shrugging shoulders claiming they don’t care since it’s a period of transition (like the one between the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods...around 5 Million years). But one Gooner has risen above these trivialities and not only moved on smoothly, but also set a shining example for fellow Gooners who want to put this agony behind them. He is none other than....
Polly the African Tribal Investment Banker.
Now you’ve met your wise counselor, don’t let this tragic season ruin you. Get your life in order, with these simple tips from Agony Aunt Polly. What to do, and how to do it – by Polly the ATIB. Standard conditions apply
2. Let your hair down
3. Show those Gooners how MEN play football.
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