Dangerous Dave Villa

Remember those times we got so involved in computer games, we almost started living our lives like we were in the computer game?? ..Me neither.. But I’m told it can happen. So how come it’s never happened to me! The only explanation can be that we are on the control function aspect of the cosmic inter-dimensional web of destiny mechanism theory. This critically acclaimed off-shoot of string theory that has polarized scientists for generations and been at the forefront of heated intellectual debate and CERN experimentation (and which I made up 2mins back) hypothesizes that the intrinsic existence of entities predisposed to have their fates intertwined with the probabilistic outcomes of virtual determinants must necessarily derive the existence of not only the causality string that attenuates and propagates this web of destiny, but also the said determinant in the first place (Effect and Cause Theorem).

This wisdom obviously entails that I use not for personal gains but for the greater good of the human race. And right now, there is no greater good than the victory of good (Barca) against evil (Red Thugs)..if it is to be a victory for football... After intensely complicated calculations (for starters, a closed loop integral of the Benzene – Aldehyde conversion and then double differentiated with respect to an Ether), I’ve concluded that The Magnificent El Guaje has been in a suspiciously poor run of form because someone (also on the control function aspect of the CIDWDMT) has been playing Dangerous Dave (Villa)...and playing it rather badly. So after making sure the festal stars had aligned to open up the causality string window for May 28th, I quickly downloaded Dave and sat down to write Villa’s destiny and overturn the disastrous past month he’s had.

Causality String Attenuated..............

Shit..I must have integrated the Benzene-Ketone and got the wrong Dave instead. Sigh...