CFJ3 : Valencia Barca Preview

As usual, a completely insignificant Valencia - Barcelona semi final game has been touted across football sites as "the game upon which Barca's season hinges...". It's the Copa Del Rey... more people give a crap about the "European Champion Belt" in the WWF than this. Why these guys are even in this tournament has been beyond me, and pretty much everyone else not getting a cut out of stadium revenues of course... It's like Brett Hart, contender for the World Champion Belt, finally beats the Undertaker at Summer Slam in the money in the bank match for the right to challenge anyone for their belt, and after a dramatic pause where Jim Ross prefaces the absolute caarnage to follow, calls out Jeff Hardy for his Inter Continental Title... cue shocked gasps and fading out JR "oh its oonnn, its reallly onnn noww!!". This is no place for the Giants of liga, world beaters and undoubtedly the best team on the planet right now, so they should do the dignified thing and gracefully give a walk over... and let Barca go onto the finals against Bilbao........

P.S how kicked was I that Sid Lowe's Valencia-limbo article looked so ripped off from mine!! Little less than Pepe, and little more than Tacchinardi, that's how kicked. (as you can tell from our small depressing lives, getting ripped off by Michael Cox or Sid Lowe has bumped other stalwarts of life's priorities off the list, like winning nobel prizes, getting into the FBI most wanted list, petting a wolf and polar bear, or finding love and happiness....with said wolf and polar bear....as in two separate beasts, not genetically altered...hmmmm wait)