Return of the Latin King

Europa Leg returns for the second League fixtures tonight...
Need completely organic victory by Valencia, since they're without Banega and Costa, banking on Albelda, Pablo, and Alba having excellent games (aka at least starting....). If they don't form up as a fluid Trigonal Planar in front, and Reflexive Octahedral behind, they really are going to be in a Buenos Aires train that killed 50 and injured 675 others. Metaphorically of course, in reality it could be any city train really... except maybe Yamanashi, I doubt that train can kill non linear shapes, but I'll settle for permanently disfigure next 3 generations through subatomic radiation...which might just blow up in my face (metaphorically) and turn Stoke into mutant supervillain flying demons who swallow the ball and regurgitate it into the goal from their stratospheric lairs, over and over...oh who can stop this one sided aerial mayhem, who will rescue poor Valencia from this OHMYGOD ITS BOB THE T-REX AND HE'S STOLEN E.T'S BICYCLE....throws joint away